Dick Van Patten‘s ungodly Chinese Take-Out with Sauce dog food that is. There are so many problems with this product, both inside and outside of the can, that it would scarcely be possible to list half of them.
First and foremost, if you want to give your dogs something for them to chow on after they’ve come back to your place stoned, along with accelerated bowel movements and botulism, then by all means pop the top on this completely inappropriate and recently recalled dog food. There’s nothing more charming than a stoned dog with a MSG headache and loose stools.
Aside from the atrocity that lies within, the outside of the can likely spurred the graphic designer responsible for it to launch him or herself out of the nearest window while screaming “I’m so very sorry planet Earth!!” Dick looks like he’s backstage for a skit on Laugh-In. The Shar Pei is only present so he can use the old “I have a dog that’s Chinese, so this is ok” excuse. It’s surprising they didn’t make some reference to the railroads. Dick was obviously late on rent when he signed on to this disaster and you shouldn’t even consider it.
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