Mommy and Me match in our Chamois, Elk Skin and Feathers! Ever had the strong desire to make your dog and yourself look like you are a washed up tandem who took way too much acid in the 60’s and now sell poorly-crafted dreamcatchers out of a shack in South Dakota? Perchance you and your dog would like to appear as if you were tarred and feathered on your way out of a strip club? Looking to make your dogs legs atrophy from disuse? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, the PuppyPurse Feathered Friends halter top/dog purse combo is what you crave. If, on the other hand, you lack the desire to make your dog look like its been superglued to the side of Cher’s Tarot card reader, stay far away from this dastardly affront to dogs and civilization.


The Sasquatch Pet Bed aka the Croc of dogbeds
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Your dog isn’t getting Dick
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