You be wiggin’

The Black Plague. The Sinking of the Titanic. World War I. World War II. Wiggles Dog Wigs. Yes, Wiggles Dog Wigs are actually that bad. They will be remembered ruefully throughout the ages as the definite point when man turned on his best friend for no better reason than to make our dogs look like Bea Arthur or RuPaul. To call them ‘hideous’ or ‘wrong’ is to call Paris Hilton ‘slightly diseased.’ As words will do this injustice no justice, the pictures should serve to give you a glimpse into our terrifying future. Unless your dog is trying to evade a drug test forced upon it by Kevin Federline, these shouldn’t even enter your consciousness as an option. You will see them plenty in your nightmares.

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